Grumpy Sunshine EBOOK Preorder

This is a preorder for the EBOOK of Grumpy Sunshine, a sentient object? romance. This EBOOK will be delivered between June and July, the day before it is published on Amazon.

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If I give into the flames of their desire, it could set the world on fire.

It was an ordinary day at the crematorium when everything exploded. Next thing I know, one of the bodies walks out of the flames, all of his clothes burned to a crisp—and his head a ball of fire. His corpse was a John Doe, but he claims he’s literally a star—like from the sky. He’s dead Sirius.

What’s a girl to do but take the sentient sunshine home with her? As we try to find out what brought him to Earth, things really heat up between us. Even if he is a sunlight-possessed corpse.

That corpse of his has memories, though, that lead us to the complex of the most famous tech-obsessed billionaire on the planet. And if that man’s ego wasn’t horrible enough, the toxic monstrosity we find inside is worse.

Caught with slime beneath and above us, I’m confused by the sensations it arouses.

When the monstrosity admits its a special kind of horny, I can tell we’re in for some toxic lust.